pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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