So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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