clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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