just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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