question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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