Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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