"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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