I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
No subtext here. People are naked.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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