ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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