i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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