if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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