The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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