Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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