Dual....:-)
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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