He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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