dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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