This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
