In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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