Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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