I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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