Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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