i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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