Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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