Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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