i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
