You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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