he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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