He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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