The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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