I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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