I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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