Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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