saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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