I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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