He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
