I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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