So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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