I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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