we're blogging at a bar
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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