I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Are my feet made of real feet?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Panties = found
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
