im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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