My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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