Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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