No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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