drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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