So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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