Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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