i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
