if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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