I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
