Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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